Over dinner…

Pippa: Daddy, Morris the Moose is *so* funny!

Daddy: Good!  Maybe we can get another Morris the Moose book next time we go to the library.

Pippa: Maybe we could… buy one.

Daddy: (stunned silence…) Do you have any money?

Pippa: No.

Daddy: Maybe you should get a job.

Pippa:  Daddy, you have a job.  Maybe you should share your money with us.  We don’t have any money.  You have tons of money.

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Well, you can imagine how *that* went down.  You know what he’s like.

And on a totally unrelated note, here is a little glimpse of my dear husband’s idea of a good time.  Seriously.