Pippa: Daddy, Morris the Moose is *so* funny!
Daddy: Good! Maybe we can get another Morris the Moose book next time we go to the library.
Pippa: Maybe we could… buy one.
Daddy: (stunned silence…) Do you have any money?
Daddy: Maybe you should get a job.
Pippa: Daddy, you have a job. Maybe you should share your money with us. We don’t have any money. You have tons of money.
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Well, you can imagine how *that* went down. You know what he’s like.
And on a totally unrelated note, here is a little glimpse of my dear husband’s idea of a good time. Seriously.