Amy‘s post about the Junie B. Jones books reminded me that I’ve been meaning to blog about this book for months! Junie B.’s full name is Juniper Beatrice, so on the surface of things, I can see how someone might mistake me for a fan, but they would be wrong. In fact, I had never actually read one until shortly after our little Junie was born, though I was aware of them and had even bought one for my aunt Junie as a “fun” little birthday gift once. Little did I know! Junie B.’s harsh language and defiant attitude ought to strike fear in the hearts of parents and teachers alike, but for some reason words like “stupid” and “smelly” and “shut up!” along with a healthy dose of foot stomping and door slamming must seem endearing coming from an adorably illustrated six-year-old. I believe that there is an attempt to bring the stories around to a reasonable moral – Junie B. does learn that the stupid, smelly school bus is actually pretty cool – but I’m not going to take the chance that my girls will figure out for themselves that her behavior while on the road to enlightenment is not okay.
And so, I commend to you moms of little girls (and little girls at heart) an alternative: The Milly-Molly-Mandy Storybook, by Joyce Lankester Brisley. This book is hands-down my favorite of all the wonderful books we’ve read together this year doing Pippa’s Pre-K homeschooling, and it had some tough competition. Millicent Margaret Amanda (not quite as fabulous a name as Junie B’s, but still pretty great) is an only child who lives with her father and mother, grandfather and grandmother, and uncle and aunty (think Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) in a little cottage with a thatched roof somewhere in the English countryside. Do you love it already?
While the books are not overtly Christian, they were originally published by Christian publishers, and paint a better picture of Christlike home environment than any I have ever encountered in a children’s book. I have found myself on several occasions referring back to these stories for examples to the girls of frugality, unselfishness, helpfulness and thankfulness. I’m not sure a little girl as lovely as Milly-Molly-Mandy has ever existed, even back in the twenties when some of these stories were first penned, but I’ll take a role model over realism any day!
The chapters are short and self-contained, with lots of repetition of certain words, so these stories are ideal for new readers, but also super fun to read aloud together. We’ve also used them as a springboard to go to the internet and learn more about things that are now less familiar to our modern American minds, like blacksmiths and thatching a roof.
Here is an excerpt from the chapter, “Milly-Molly-Mandy Has a Surprise”, in which Milly-Molly-Mandy has just helped clean and redecorate the jam storage space in the loft, not realizing she has actually been helping to convert it into her own little bedroom so she will no longer share a room with her parents:
The next day, when Milly-Molly-Mandy came home from school, Mother said, ” Milly-Molly-Mandy, we’ve got the little storeroom in order again. Now, would you please run up and fetch me a pot of jam?”
Milly-Molly-Mandy said, “Yes, Mother. What sort?”
And Father said, “Blackberry.”
And Grandpa said, “Marrow-ginger.”
And Grandma said, “Red-currant.”
And Uncle said, “Strawberry.”
And Aunty said, “Raspberry.”
But Mother said, “Any sort you like, Milly-Molly-Mandy!”
Milly-Molly-Mandy thought something funny must be going to happen, for Father and Mother and Grandpa and Grandma and Uncle and Aunty all looked as if they had got a laugh down inside them. But she ran upstairs to the little storeroom.
And when she opened the door,… she saw…
Her own little cot-bed with the greencoverlet on, just inside. And the little square window with the green curtains blowing in the wind. And a yellow pot of nasturtiums on the sill. And the little green chest of drawers with the robin cloth on it. And the little green mirror hanging on the primrose wall, with Milly-Molly-Mandy’s own face reflected in it.
And then Milly-Molly-Mandy knew that the little storeroom was to be her very own little bedroom, and she said, “Oh-h-h-h!” in a very hushed voice, as she looked all around her room.
The suddenly she tore downstairs back into the kitchen, and just hugged Father and Mother and Grandpa and Grandma and Uncle and Aunty; and they all said she was their favourite jam-pot and pretended to eat her up!
And Milly-Molly-Mandy didn’t know how to wait till bedtime, because she was so eager to go to sleep in the little room that was her Very Own!
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Junie B. could learn a thing or two, and I’m hoping my girls will, too! They adore these stories (though I think not *quite* as much as I do) and I think I may just make them required reading for each girl every year once they can read alone. In the meantime, I’m more than happy to read it aloud a few more times.